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  • Gespek 1
    • Smoke devil: When are you going to be done with that?
    • Player: Soon, I hope.
    • Smoke devil: Good, because this place is too breezy.
    • Player: What do you mean?
    • Smoke devil: I mean, it's tricky to keep hovering in this draft.
    • Player: Ok, we'll move around a little if you like.
    • Smoke devil: Yes please!
  • Gespek 2
    • Smoke devil: Hey!
    • Player: Yes?
    • Smoke devil: Where are we going again?
    • Player: Well, I have a lot of things to do today, so we might go a lot of places.
    • Smoke devil: Are we there yet?
    • Player: No, not yet.
    • Smoke devil: How about now?
    • Player: No.
    • Smoke devil: Are we still not there?
    • Player: NO!
    • Smoke devil: Okay, just checking.
  • Gespek 3
    • Smoke devil: Ah, this is the life!
    • Player: Having a good time up there?
    • Smoke devil: Yeah! It's great to feel the wind in your tentacles.
    • Player: Sadly, I don't know what that feels like.
    • Smoke devil: Why not?
    • Player: No tentacles for a start.
    • Smoke devil: Well, nobody's perfect.
  • Gespek 4
    • Smoke devil: Why is it always so cold here?
    • Player: I don't think it's that cold.
    • Smoke devil: It is compared to back home.
    • Player: How hot is it where you are from?
    • Smoke devil: I can never remember. What is the vaporisation point of steel again?
    • Player: Pretty high.
    • Player: No wonder you feel cold here...
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